Dogs will be Dogs! Love them for all their silliness.
Festive Frankie promises to never do these things and to always be a good pup. And he already has the holiday spirit, he just needs a home and family to share it with. Also on his holiday wish list is to be able to go on long walks and go on a lot of car rides. Also a nice fluffy bed would be nice as well.
- Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.
- Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
- I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F.
- I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.
- I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat — paper and all).
- I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they’re out of the stocking!
- I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.
- I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human have to call the vet’s at Christmas.
- I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.
- I will not pee on Grandma’s Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.
- I will not pee on the Christmas tree.
- I will not steal the neighbor’s Christmas light bulbs.
- The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.
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