Warning: These are some very tacky jokes! But we hope you enjoy them!
1. What did the hungry dalmatian say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
2. What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
3. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?
Ruff!
4. What kind of dog chases anything red?
A bulldog!
5. Why did the poor dog chase his tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
6. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?
Bone Appétit!
7. What did the dog say to the tree?
Bark.
Hope you enjoy these tacky jokes we picked out! Brought to you by Lilly and Toro who love a good laugh.
(shared from barkpost.com)
7/21/2015
